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05. 21. 13. 06:47 pm ♥ 3
Everything is flat in kansas. High-res

Everything is flat in kansas.

05. 21. 13. 01:22 am ♥ 561

leslie-lemon:

Xanax for Gay Summer Weddings

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05. 21. 13. 01:21 am ♥ 262665

Have you ever met someone 

And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.

And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.

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05. 21. 13. 01:19 am ♥ 16061

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

suicideblonde:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

i really appreciate that SNL thought about this sketch and decided to reference so many jokes that only true fans would recognize.

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05. 18. 13. 03:39 pm
It’s good to be home but Kansas, you’re a little too humid. High-res

It’s good to be home but Kansas, you’re a little too humid.

05. 21. 13. 01:23 am ♥ 77592

coffeeandcheesecake:

trying to ruin marriage again are we

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05. 21. 13. 01:22 am ♥ 227362

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

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chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

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05. 21. 13. 01:20 am ♥ 77918

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

still my favorite twitter interaction of all time. 

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05. 21. 13. 01:17 am ♥ 85
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05. 15. 13. 04:15 am

“woops sorry”